Pixelsurgeon
One who operates on stray (often emotionally insecure and invariably wounded) little pixels.
Expertly and swiftly working with a deft and steady hand (unless it's late or there's a deadline involved) to produce highly professional and exemplary digital design work.
And posting trendy links to ostensibly cutting edge web sites...and stuff.
Man, is that Arber, Rich, and Rina from Pixelsurgeon? They're cutting edge, man! Cutting edge!