The covetousness you feel when the gluttonous person you bought a pizza with keeps selecting bigger pieces than you. Hey! Stop taking the bigger pieces of pizza! You're giving me a massive case of pizzaenvy.
Womb envy
EMOTION IN MEN BROUGHT ABOUT BY THEIR LACK OF THE FEMALE BIOLOGIC CAPABILITIES
Vagina envy; Uterus envy; Womb and vagina envy; Parturition envy
In psychology, womb envy denotes the envy that men may feel of the biological functions of the female (pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding). The neo-Freudian psychiatrist Karen Horney (1885–1952) proposed this as an innate male psychological trait.
Code-word for beer. Use your imagination to associate the different kinds of beer with the different kinds of pizza. Pepperoni = Busch, cheese = Pabst Blue Ribbon.... Let's go drink some pizza.
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Envy (disambiguation)
Envy is an emotion that is also one of the seven deadly sins.